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Archive: The way it is in Texas
Posted by: Shawn on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 - 02:39 AM(5608 Reads)
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A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?", she asked. "They're mating", her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. That's a Daddy Longlegs", her father answered. "So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?", the little girl asked.
"No", her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs".
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat and said "Well, it might be ok in Massachusetts , but we're not having any of that shit in Texas."
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Re: The way it is in Texas
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by Jeanne on Feb 25, 2004 - 11:36 PM
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Thanks for sharing the Texas way. Keep it up.
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